binghamton living
a minivan plethora
race to the buffet …
Category Archives: Random Events
rear end
coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.…
cowlick II
You have a cowlick
welcome to my fun hair world
covered with them soon …
cowlick I
always flat limp hair
acquire a new cowlick
now hair has some life …
plumbers butts
spring is coming
plumbers butts are showing
try to pull pants up …
last homework
last homework project
preparing for interviews
need a vacation …
confetti
bird chews magazine
makes confetti for my floor
will not be cleaned…
Ebay
send money quickly
charge my credit card paypal
must win auction now…
pancakes
pancakes are tasty
bill please make me some food now
i am so lazy…