ok, that’s just gross
tell me there were no toe nails
I will puke right now …
Author Archives: Unholy Twerp
word challenge
math skills are for shit
calculator will save me
I can’t type either …
house smells
fire across the street
auto repair shop burns brightly
house smells like tires …
migraine
migraine all day long
gibberish out my mouth comes
constipated brain …
page request
page request not found
library redid the site
try again, dipshit …
dickhead mode
boss in dickhead mode
operation shitfaced
begins after three …
ass platter
why look, a platter
my ass seems to be on it
served fresh right to me …
st pats
green wearing morons
drunk all day at the parade
won’t notice my punch …
nose drips
night time allergy
rubbing nose while asleep
gush of blood wakes me
one bloody nostril
offends my sense of balance
why only the right?
nose drips blood and snot
take a shower, need to rest
I think I’ll stay home …
frank
cat mortality
frank loses his super-fang
cry in my liquor …