about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut…

take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait…

fast peristalsis
is unpleasant in reverse
get to taste food twice …

sleeping peacefully
awoke to loud butt trumpet
karen ate cheese last night …

drink plenty of water
move solids through colon
or pass naught but air …

bad veggie burger
then exorcist vomiting
same time as the runs…