fire across the street
auto repair shop burns brightly
house smells like tires …
migraine
migraine all day long
gibberish out my mouth comes
constipated brain …
page request
page request not found
library redid the site
try again, dipshit …
404
you have not found page
the library has new site
look at the site map…
dickhead mode
boss in dickhead mode
operation shitfaced
begins after three …
driver
linux on laptop
where is the wireless card?
compile driver …
ass platter
why look, a platter
my ass seems to be on it
served fresh right to me …
regurgiburp
fast peristalsis
is unpleasant in reverse
get to taste food twice …
lactose
sleeping peacefully
awoke to loud butt trumpet
karen ate cheese last night …
st pats
green wearing morons
drunk all day at the parade
won’t notice my punch …