Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

rear end

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.…

Thai noodles with beef
causes rumbles down below
office air not safe …

Chinese food assburp
garlic and onions brewing
beano is no use…

constipation kills
make sure you have a movement
butt clenching stops smiles…

mark laid a biscuit
it was gentle and poignant
it cleared the train…

good that i am home
smells from my butt roam free
will bill gasp for air?…

riding my bus is
a malodorous temptress
fresh off bar room floor…

a young woman
taking stinky drinkers dump
I interrupt her…