work can be stressful
coping needs maturity
mix booze and drugs well…
Author Archives: Magnificent Spaz
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its cycle day five
forgot to use a tampon
underwear a mess…
Spending priorities
worn jeans for a year
should buy a new pair or two
bought purple clogs first…
interrupted
about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut…
picking or dry air?
blood crust on my hands
nose trickles blood while sleeping
humidity low…
under pants
once every four weeks
comfort comes before fashion
granny pants appear…
Dumping at Work
waiting patiently
for an empty staff bathroom
must expel foul odors…
i’m wearing what?
sleepy this morning
get dressed in a stupor
blue socks with brown shoes…
excrete money
very yellow piss
vitamins leave in urine
money down the drain…
shart
take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait…