Author Archives: guestku

Toilet Plume

With a lid the loo
can not spread the germs airborne
and no plume abides…

Bob drank a lot of wine

Bob found his Amazon account after

Bob is the proud owner of 110 disposable frosting decorating bags, a purple light bulb, and a set of 8 tear drop cookie cutters

Don’t be like Bob unless you need a purple light bulb.…

Should not be allowed
Sybil, again in cat suit
Making my eyes burn…

in front of the crack

what should i call the darn thing

teabag or nut sac?

…

My basketball shoes
Disappeared into thin air…
The Underpants Gnomes?…

Dearest cardinal

I hear you singing somewhere

Sad can’t see you though

…

Really it is March
so eighty plus degrees out
just seems very wrong…

what about demo
don’t you fricking understand
put my code up now…

hello mister hawk
is that a squirrel you have
pretty sure its dead…

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those…