ER hospital
unplug cat. have appointment
sigh. They don’t trust me…
Author Archives: Unholy Twerp
This year sucks. already
nope. not having it
You can’t have Prince and Doris
not in the same week…
Performance Anxiety
fitbit anxiousness
must go upstairs to do what?
fuck you, eating cheese…
Get off my lawn
I forgot my point
What was I yammering on
about? Off my lawn.…
I’m getting Old.
accidental blog
over sixteen years of rage
totally don’t care?…
Dammit
insurance payment
pork roast in crock pot cooking
adulting sucks chunks…
Fuck you, new season.
spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication…
Who needs sleep?
Way too much coffee
I have so much to tell you
txt manifesto…
The Duke
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love…
Clean Teeth
unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue…