Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

migraine and cramps

I have a migraine
cramps and a nasty bad mood
wonder what it means? …

You have a cowlick
welcome to my fun hair world
covered with them soon …

finally friday
tonight i will get stupid
drunk and go to bed…

no job for me now
looking requires effort
I still have severance…

jesus fucking christ
I spilled my beer yet again
who will buy me more?…

a fragrant subway
it’s bouquet, scintillating
I nearly vomit…

panty elastic
melted by the dryer
is very painful…

today I’m wearing
polyester underwear
they trap moisture…

cud chewing vixen
how yummy that gum must be
must you chew near me?

louder and louder
until I rip your teeth out
then you snap no more…

high state of piss off
want to punch random strangers
could be pms…