shooting late last night
wedding clients knock on door
still in pajamas…
Category Archives: Brain Trust
pill minder only works for pills
pill minder fails oft
look for spit on inhaler
to see if just puffed…
nightly ritual
OCD, did I?
no I didn’t, yes I did
should keep pill minder
backtrack: unlock door
beer cigarette donut cat
nope did not take pills …
slow thoughts
all blood flows downward
nutrients do not reach brain
thought processes slow …
word challenge
math skills are for shit
calculator will save me
I can’t type either …
face plant
no wall can stop me
when walking, face plant in wall
wake up giggleing
got up to take piss
closed door to keep bill asleep
forget, slam into door
my nighttime problem
walking with eyes not open
need bell on door knob …
ass zits
when treating ass zits
do not scrub with pumice stone
now it hurts to sit …
apple juice
I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants …
bruise
bruise on my forearm
solid lump of dead blood cells
how did it get there?…
scatological
maturity flees
nothing gives such glee as the
scatological …