I thought this was about my performance?

My review today
He tells me he is super
Still waiting for mine…

interrupted

about to take dump
someone walks into bathroom
my rectum slams shut…

blood crust on my hands
nose trickles blood while sleeping
humidity low…

once every four weeks
comfort comes before fashion
granny pants appear…

down around my knees
lace riding over my pants
and a wedgie too…

waiting patiently
for an empty staff bathroom
must expel foul odors…

the office bathroom
stains on walls, smells thick in air
prefer portajon…

I have smelly pants
jeans I haven’t washed in weeks
I’m wearing them now

My shoes are bad too
stink is nearly visible
you stay away now…

sleepy this morning
get dressed in a stupor
blue socks with brown shoes…

proactive is bad
cause more problems then prevents
for those not psychic…