excrete money

very yellow piss
vitamins leave in urine
money down the drain…

Is your internet down?

internet assburp
network has indigestion
booted from I.M.…

take time out to shit
even if you are busy
nature does not wait…

avoid garbage pail:
when composing resume
read the fucking ad…

I just did some work
I have confirmed a meeting
I feel so dirty…

dead mouse behind fridge
shows no cat caused injury
where did it come from

pick up with dust pan
and ten empty plastic bags
still want a bleach bath…

pullover jacket
remove before a meeting
flash networking guys…

brownie falls to floor
did anyone notice this?
brush off the dirt, eat…

underwear up ass
fills me with great discomfort
don’t want to get up…

shooting late last night
wedding clients knock on door
still in pajamas…