If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time…
bouncy balls
olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo…
when did i become a help desk?
drive pen into eye
“let me google that for you”
will answer question…
Pointing Fingers
Website is their job
We have quantified the suck
Meeting should go well…
funky car smells
mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage…
human biology 101
in front of the crack
what should i call the darn thing
teabag or nut sac?
vocabulary lessons
working at a school
is about life-long learning
when to use such terms
That taint right
Damn librarian
Taught the Dean a few new words
Please don’t google that…
wtf?
My basketball shoes
Disappeared into thin air…
The Underpants Gnomes?…
Where are you birdy?
Dearest cardinal
I hear you singing somewhere
Sad can’t see you though
…