red bull and vodka
shall soak up my misery
until I vomit…
Author Archives: Unholy Twerp
check expiration dates
running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky…
Can I go now?
looking at the clock
time now seems to flow backwards
each minute brings pain…
paper weight
running a program
makes stupid computer smoke
ebay has better…
Time for new computer
Ominous ticking
hair dryer blows dust away
does nothing to help…
Patriot
Independence Day
spent inside watching TV
shows on BBC…
Please tell me this won’t happen
High School Classmate crush
Mom’s physical therapist
are one and the same…
Persian + Siamese = Confused Cat
My prissy kitten
craves pork rinds and dumplings
friend calls him fag bag …
Ink is cool
Green uniball pen
makes sloppy handwriting cool
so I tell myself…
The computer, she is old
Shit, bluescreen of death
new computer is needed
stronger, faster games…