beans

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome…

check expiration dates

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky…

shower before work
despite a scrubbing with soap
my armpits still smell…

looking at the clock
time now seems to flow backwards
each minute brings pain…

no ac at work
in office in wife beater
collecting boob sweat…

running a program
makes stupid computer smoke
ebay has better…

Ominous ticking
hair dryer blows dust away
does nothing to help…

Independence Day
spent inside watching TV
shows on BBC…

High School Classmate crush
Mom’s physical therapist
are one and the same…

My prissy kitten
craves pork rinds and dumplings
friend calls him fag bag …