Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze…
Author Archives: Unholy Twerp
Election time
Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it
(from march 25)…
Hummus Challenge…
I am no poet
but I feel a need to write
an ode to hummus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode (poem)
I still have no idea how to go about an ode. but hummus is delicious.…
gritty eyes
reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch…
fusion
Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer…
flea bath
soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory…
Greased Librarian
This job is proactive, systematic, hydromatic,
Why it’s librarian lightning…
We’ll get some integrated technologies and excellent facilities, oh yeah…
Keep hiring, whoa keep hiring
tenure track and a long drive, oh yeah…
I’ll get it ready, oh, I’ll be ready
With a Masters on the floor they’ll be knocking down my door
You know that ain’t shit when we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit
(original line, hard to top)
greased librarian
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Based on Greased Lightning…
EAT ME PASSWORD TEST.
password frustration
can’t remember try to guess
fail secret question
Rant bubbles in head
laptops stolen from cars but
I’m saved from myself…
Can i open a window?
pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves…
get x-rays
abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny…