Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

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having mom moment
compelled to poke dusty things
coughing and sneezing …

leaky nose faucet
wakes me with fresh moisture
gave myself nosebleed …

too much benedryl
desert nose itches again
rubbing makes nose bleed …

folder paper cut
blood smears on everything
unpleasant stinging …

wallet in toilet
it sinks in murky water
I will not rescue …

need to shit right now
impacted bowel hurting
six hours to go …

projectile sneezing
clearing nasal passageways
of thick yellow phlegm …

I remember why
I do not drink apple juice
nearly shit my pants …

coffee donuts and beer,
dietitians shudder with fear,
with childish delight,
I jam them in left and right,
until my body is nothing but rear.…

devils food donut
will improve my mood greatly
goes best with Guinness …