Category Archives: Gross

Projectile

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse…

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue…

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time…

mole den in engine
robin shit bombed windows
time for a garage…

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer…

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens…

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny…

don’t always shower
i am not a bad person
just a smelly one…

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely…

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud…