Category Archives: Intestinal Distress

It’s Only Cute When You’re Four

Small child with gas

Now laughing uncontrollably

He says it tickles

…

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose…

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping…

tasty texas hots
shouldn’t eat them every day
bowels will revolt…

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge…

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?…

for days been on can
movements are fast and fluid
the corn floats freely…

i ate some garlic

well, maybe about a bulb

infinite gas cloud…

do not lift butt cheek
in company of others
odors not welcome…

running a fever
the stomach gurgles and churns
ate something funky…