Author Archives: Unholy Twerp

Decisions Decisions

panties from the gap
looked wedgie proof in the store
up my ass right now

no clean underwear
except others made like this
I have five days worth…

getting directions
mind wanders off to no where
silver is shiny…

below freezing out
it used to be warm inside
heat turned off at ten…

Job interview spaz
Going well, seem to get along
Wait, why am I here?…

Shame about Genny
Who on earth is this person
Should I care she’s dead?…

temp job interview
why sure, that crap sounds like fun
employee discount?…

need to do dishes
too lazy to run water
starting to fester…

bloody snot rocket
cleared from sinus in shower
the flu goes down drain…

Post flu phlegm-a-thon
stuck in my throat like cement
shhhhhhnorking does no good…

I have accomplished
in ten days what most people
do in ten minutes…