Category Archives: Hygiene

Clean Teeth

unwaxed dental floss
you rip the scuzz right out of my teeth
no wax residue…

Wednesdays are boring
I really should get to cleaning
Fuck that noise, have booze…

Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.…

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch…

Joy of not working
becoming one with my couch
I need cheese and beer…

soggy cat haiku
wet cats here for affection
fruit fly memory…

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens…

pets, smokers, winter
noxious aromas sealed in
dry heat brings dry heaves…

abscess caused no pain
root canal was less than fun
gold crown is shiny…

teeth feeling grubby
brushing often doesn’t help
visit dentist soon…