Hellishly Hot

Really it is March
so eighty plus degrees out
just seems very wrong…

Failure to communicate

what about demo
don’t you fricking understand
put my code up now…

hello mister hawk
is that a squirrel you have
pretty sure its dead…

many expulsions
blast the toilet apart
karen had lactose…

ate curry last night
late hour meal too spicy
tums not helping…

Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.…

you can feast on it
you can mold it into shapes
it can repair walls…

I am no poet
but I feel a need to write
an ode to hummus.

I still have no idea how to go about an ode. but hummus is delicious.…

I do everything
Our toes are over the edge
We can’t support that

A “C” is top notch
Students fall into a bin
Move everyone up

Push out the data
Wink is good, Wack is better
Is that realistic?

It’s not optional
It’s required or it’s not
Do we value it?

You can customize
The numbers don’t support that
We have twelve of those…

legless coffee pot
walking down the hall all day
wait – that’s my bladder…