With a lid the loo
can not spread the germs airborne
and no plume abides…
Projectile
coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse…
Your Training Sucks
Alma migration
Incomprehensible hell
Non-linear shit…
Purple Light Bulb
Bob drank a lot of wine
Bob found his Amazon account after
Bob is the proud owner of 110 disposable frosting decorating bags, a purple light bulb, and a set of 8 tear drop cookie cutters
Don’t be like Bob unless you need a purple light bulb.…
8 AM follow up
ER hospital
unplug cat. have appointment
sigh. They don’t trust me…
This year sucks. already
nope. not having it
You can’t have Prince and Doris
not in the same week…
Performance Anxiety
fitbit anxiousness
must go upstairs to do what?
fuck you, eating cheese…
Get off my lawn
I forgot my point
What was I yammering on
about? Off my lawn.…
I win, Cancer
Saw doctor today
No recurrence in 3 years
Me, 1 – Cancer, zilch…
I’m getting Old.
accidental blog
over sixteen years of rage
totally don’t care?…