Category Archives: Brain Trust

Projectile

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse…

I forgot my point
What was I yammering on
about? Off my lawn.…

Presidential race
Colossal assholes roam free
I am over it

(from march 25)…

legless coffee pot
walking down the hall all day
wait – that’s my bladder…

reminder to self
+4 allergic to the cats
Wash hands before itch…

downtown for pizza
lean over in v-neck shirt
get free garlic knots…

My shitty haiku
has been posted on the web.
I’m king for a day!…

i like to soak pots
water and food starts to grow
days pass, sludge rippens…

password frustration
can’t remember try to guess
fail secret question

Rant bubbles in head
laptops stolen from cars but
I’m saved from myself…

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?…