Category Archives: Crude

Projectile

coughing up green chunks
really should cover my mouth
gave germs to my spouse…

spring, bringer of sneeze
toilet paper nose tampon
sophistication…

If period late
wear favorite underwear
works every time…

olympic races
jiggling junk in tight trunks
best seen in slo-mo…

in front of the crack

what should i call the darn thing

teabag or nut sac?

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Body hair issues
not normally talked about
with your Dean, at lunch.…

gassy air abound
Smells that scare small animals
Burritos revenge…

job creates poop piles

I move them away from me

they always return…

house sealed for winter
visible stink miasma
devil’s spawn fear us…

noisy intestines
gas at the reference desk
should i let one fly?…